The Says Empire Presents
Shit NapaSays
Opulent opinions for opulent people. Every product comes with tasting notes, because in Napa, even the merch has a tasting fee.
8
Products
4
Categories
$$$
Price Range
T-SHIRT
Hot Take
At Least We Have Stars
Michelin stars, obviously
$34.99→
HOODIE
Wine Snob
$200 Cab and Worth It
A financial decision disguised as a hoodie
$64.99→
CAP
Hot Take
Napa: Where Opus One is the House Wine
A lifestyle, not a flex (okay, a flex)
$29.99→
STICKER PACK
Hot Take
My Other Car is a Wine Cave
The bumper sticker for the 1%
$12.99→
TOTE BAG
Local Knowledge
Crush Season is My Personality
September through November, you are the harvest
$24.99→
T-SHIRT
Valley Rivalry
This Valley is Better
Fill in your own valley. You know which one.
$34.99→
T-SHIRT
Valley Rivalry
Wine Not War
Diplomatic tensions over terroir
$34.99→
CAP
Hot Take
I Put the 'No' in Vino
For the designated driver with opinions
$29.99→
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